igniteman whispered:
Hey, big dude, keep up the good work, you'll most certainly be better than "the best", just keep it up and please don't step on me

"Danke, Citizen. I will always put forth my greatest effort and I will try to watch mein step."  

Anonymous whispered:
"Smooch! For being the best soldier!" - sweetraincoat

"Aww, danke, little one. You are very sweet."

Send “Smooch!” for a reaction to my muse suddenly being kissed by yours.

(Source: cittamemes)




"…." She proceeded to do a long, slow facepalm of royal proportions.


"You just mad cuz we found you out"


"But Ma’am, don’t you get them at Ahad-Mart?"